Bird's Eye View

A little old man was  standing by a bench at the mall.

A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.  He had spiked hair in all different colours : green, red, orange, blue and  yellow.

The old man just stared.  Every time the young man looked, the old man  was staring.

The young man finally said rather sarcastically,
"What's the matter, old  timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye lid, the old man replied, "Got drunk once  and had sex with a parrot . . . . . I was just wondering if you were my son."


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